Wolfgang Riebe Quotes & Sayings

No one is perfect ... that's why pencils have erasers. — Wolfgang Riebe

Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their
package! — Wolfgang Riebe

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. — Wolfgang Riebe

Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull. — Wolfgang Riebe

There are only two things to worry about, either you are
healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing
to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to
worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get
well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there
are only two things to worry about, either you will go to
heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to
worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy
shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry. — Wolfgang Riebe