Vivian Stanshall Quotes & Sayings

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate. — Vivian Stanshall

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life — Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. — Vivian Stanshall

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW! — Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I've spent on drink - I'd spend it on drink. — Vivian Stanshall

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it. — Vivian Stanshall

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again. — Vivian Stanshall

A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp. — Vivian Stanshall

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go! — Vivian Stanshall

Why can't I be different and unusual ... like everyone else? — Vivian Stanshall

Fear is the root of all courage — Vivian Stanshall

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology - today I am two separate gorillas. — Vivian Stanshall

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ... — Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink (Sir Henry at Rawlinson End) — Vivian Stanshall