Uncle Kracker Quotes & Sayings

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates.
I'm the most nervous guy in the world. — Uncle Kracker

You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile. -Uncle Kracker- — Uncle Kracker

I am a dog that loves my fleas. — Uncle Kracker

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school. — Uncle Kracker

Well, it's great that critics are comparing
me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice. — Uncle Kracker

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem. — Uncle Kracker