Trisha Telep Quotes & Sayings

There is no difference 'twixt you and 'twixt me, save that one stands and one sits when we pee. — Trisha Telep

Any self respecting Scot knows that a good tartan is the solution to everything: it tells you where you are, where you belong, who your friends and family are. Forget the Vikings: those guys just can"t hold a candle to a delicious battle-weary warrior whose fighting skills and wicked sex appeal have spawned a thousand Scottish heartthrobs. — Trisha Telep