Tom Sharpe Quotes & Sayings

All is fair in love, war and tax evasion. — Tom Sharpe

The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading "The Mill on the Floss" to Motor Mechanics. — Tom Sharpe

If a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal. — Tom Sharpe

I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials. — Tom Sharpe

Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming to the wrong conclusions. It gives me renewed faith in parliamentary democracy. — Tom Sharpe

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk. — Tom Sharpe

I don't want to hear what the price of meat is. — Tom Sharpe

The number of choirboys indecently assaulted annually by vicars and churchwardens may lead you to suppose that England is a deeply religious country. I — Tom Sharpe

We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot. — Tom Sharpe