Tim Heaton Quotes & Sayings

In the South, history clings to you like a wet blanket. Outside your door the past awaits in Indian mounds, plantation ruins, heaving sidewalks and homestead graveyards; each slowly reclaimed by the kudzu of time. — Tim Heaton

If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one. — Tim Heaton

Those in the know ain't telling me or you. — Tim Heaton

I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy. — Tim Heaton

To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney. — Tim Heaton

Bureaucracies are a strange beast whose only goal is obesity. — Tim Heaton

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. — Tim Heaton

I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance. — Tim Heaton

Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation. — Tim Heaton

The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit. — Tim Heaton

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. — Tim Heaton