The Undertaker Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven. — The Undertaker

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker

The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all! — The Undertaker

Be afraid ... be VERY afraid! — The Undertaker

In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place! — The Undertaker

If you try me, I will make you famous. — The Undertaker

I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass. — The Undertaker

Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now. — The Undertaker

There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all. — The Undertaker

Tonight, there will be a sacrafice! — The Undertaker

Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things. — The Undertaker

You can't hide ... from The Deadman. — The Undertaker

You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me! — The Undertaker

Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven — The Undertaker

Allow the purity of evil to guide you. — The Undertaker

You can not kill that which is already dead. — The Undertaker

I've crippled more people than polio. — The Undertaker

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker