Sydney Landon Quotes & Sayings

It's no secret to any woman that men turn into big babies when they are sick. Jake got the flu last year, and Rose almost strangled him before it was over. A woman can work twelve hours with PMS and a heavy flow and not complain; men can stub their toe and be bedbound for a month. — Sydney Landon

Claire, I'm sorry. I know now that I did everything wrong with you. By loving you so much, I turned into everything you'd ever feared. I wanted to take all your pain away, and instead I only gave you more. I drove you away and I know you will never trust me. You will always think that I'm like him. — Sydney Landon

Honey, your dad hasn't known whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch since the moment he met me and he wouldn't have it any other way. — Sydney Landon

You are every fairy tale that I dreamed of and the forever after that I never dared to hope for. — Sydney Landon

I look down and cringe as I see Lucian's modified boxer shorts. "My panties are too tight," I say defensively. "It was either these or nothing at all." "And you picked the first option?" She shakes her head. "When in doubt, go commando. — Sydney Landon

Two damaged, broken people looking for the person who could make them whole again. I am his and he is mine. Of this, I am certain. — Sydney Landon

Words were his weapon of choice, and he used them like knives. — Sydney Landon

Baby, if I wanted to have you fired, I would. I want to fuck you, but not when you're being paid to be my date. — Sydney Landon

Ella was his strength and his weakness. She was all things to him and he would never stop trying to be all things to her. — Sydney Landon

I don't want you to go, but I can't make you stay. I want to continue holding you in my arms at night when you can't sleep and be there in the morning when you're adjusting to yet another new outfit. I also need someone to burn dinner because that doesn't happen nearly enough for me. — Sydney Landon

You can't win 'em all girl, for every hot guy you're looking for, five creepy and weird guys are looking for you. — Sydney Landon

Not everyone has a shiny, perfect kind of love. Sometimes it's messy, complicated, and painful. It doesn't lessen the depth of the feelings involved though. — Sydney Landon

But when you're dealt a shit hand, then you play that fucker for all you're worth. — Sydney Landon

wreck Lucian's apartment, cry more than a newborn baby, and finally leave crotch drool all over his granite countertops. — Sydney Landon

I lay my head on the table. He meant it. He really wanted me to quit my job so he could...fuck me. Oh, shit on a stick. — Sydney Landon

When a snore loud enough to do a man proud fills the room, I can't hold my laughter back. It's the comic relief I desperately need. She does it again, and I marvel that such a tiny thing can make such a loud noise. Dear God, this woman may need sinus surgery along with everything else. — Sydney Landon

Well, color me happy, a sofa for two. — Sydney Landon

You couldn't lay down the law and then sulk when no one challenged it. — Sydney Landon

I lay my heart at your feet because you own me, baby. — Sydney Landon