Stephen White Quotes & Sayings

Joining the church felt like joining a secret club; and you learned the rules after you joined. The first rule of the church was: Never question what it is that you have joined. — Stephen White

I've tucked and tried to roll after that first spread-eagle spin but soon discovered the universal truth that bowling-ball-shaped objects bounce downhill much faster than do mannequin-shaped objects. In my current predicament, speed, obviously, was not my friend. — Stephen White

If I don't try to move, I don't have to find out what parts don't work. Lauren Crowder to Alan Gregory — Stephen White

I fell in love with the Mediterranean philosophy of good wine, good food and family. — Stephen White

Secrets aren't secret. They're just hidden treasures, waiting to be exploited. — Stephen White

Batterers aren't renowned for taking responsibility for their abusiveness, Sam. They tend to shed blame like a snake molts. — Stephen White

His voice carried authority the way Ben & Jerry's carries calories. — Stephen White