Stephanie Miller Quotes & Sayings

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. — Stephanie Miller

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot. — Stephanie Miller

Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No. — Stephanie Miller

Based on the overwhelming array of luxury products manufacturers have recently introduced, homeowners want anything that makes their lives more comfortable at home. Whether it involves heating/warming accessories or spa-like home environments, it's part of the 'cocooning' phenomena that has resurfaced. People are spending more time at home and they want to be comfortable. They want to use their home to its full potential, not just as a place to eat and sleep between workdays. — Stephanie Miller

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show." — Stephanie Miller

It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio. — Stephanie Miller

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them. — Stephanie Miller

It's great to have someone to bounce off of. — Stephanie Miller

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive? — Stephanie Miller

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show. — Stephanie Miller

I've been in radio, God, twenty years. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. Radio was just kind of an accident. I did morning radio in my hometown of Buffalo, then went to Rochester, then Chicago, and then New York. — Stephanie Miller

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball. — Stephanie Miller

You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing. — Stephanie Miller

There were two important lessons I learned from Dad's 1964 campaign, though they didn't sink in until many years later: 1) Things always look darkest just before it goes completely black 2) Somewhere when God shuts a door, he shuts a window too. And then you're totally fucked. — Stephanie Miller

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction. — Stephanie Miller

I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!" — Stephanie Miller

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight. — Stephanie Miller

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans. — Stephanie Miller