Shawn Michaels Quotes & Sayings

As I read the Gospels, I never saw a time when Jesus was a doormat. Jesus found a perfect balance, and for me it has been an ongoing search to find the line to walk between making people happy and giving up too much in order to do so. — Shawn Michaels

Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them all. But we had one thing that was real, and that was me — Shawn Michaels

If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard! — Shawn Michaels

The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely ... NOBODY!!! — Shawn Michaels

The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, is gonna be the man of '96. — Shawn Michaels

Why can't I beat up John Cena? — Shawn Michaels

I am the showstopper. The main event. The Icon that can still go. — Shawn Michaels

I wouldn't want to be anyone to usurp the authority of the WWE. — Shawn Michaels

I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!! — Shawn Michaels

I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics. — Shawn Michaels

Available on all video game systems: Playstation 475, Ybox, and Wii 3 4000. — Shawn Michaels

I will give you a show that you've never ever seen before, why? ... Because I can — Shawn Michaels

Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between Undertaker and Triple H. Other than all the obvious reasons, but the biggest one for me, those are the only two guys, I could make a mistake and it would be okay. I could put the trust of the match, the story, and absolutely everything into their hands and let go of my control. I'm a control freak (laughs). Those are the only two guys I can let drive and take my hands off the steering wheel. — Shawn Michaels

I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else. — Shawn Michaels

The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT! — Shawn Michaels

I'm a real American baby! — Shawn Michaels

Actually, he said Mr. Shawn 'cause he knows better. — Shawn Michaels

Oh my God! It's a blackout! — Shawn Michaels

Shawn Michaels has left the building. — Shawn Michaels

So this is what SmackDown looks like. — Shawn Michaels

I was always hurting to some extent, but never really cared about it. Now, I do care, because I have a reason to be healthy. I want to be able to chase my son around the yard; I want to be able to chase my wife around the house. — Shawn Michaels

It was violent, it was brutal, and it got down right uglyyy! — Shawn Michaels

I learned a valuable spiritual lesson in my return to wrestling: God does not give us gifts that He does not intend for us to use. — Shawn Michaels

Shawn Michaels is and always will be a WWE Guy. HBK was birthed in the WWE, and that is where he will remain. — Shawn Michaels

I was 'attitude' in this place before it was a catchphrase! — Shawn Michaels

See! I just kicked Stan!!! — Shawn Michaels

Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby! — Shawn Michaels

I am simply the very best sports entertainer — Shawn Michaels

HB-Shizzle's gonna be honest with ya, okay. To hit these bad boys, you have to have pinpoint accuracy. — Shawn Michaels

I don't back down for anybody. — Shawn Michaels

The showstopper! The icon! The main event! — Shawn Michaels

Lord knows, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true! — Shawn Michaels

There's a first time for everything when I'm involved. — Shawn Michaels

And when you're actually finally done, and you still got 5 pieces left over, all they wanna do is play with the box! — Shawn Michaels

It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! — Shawn Michaels

We know you're stashing him, Cena! — Shawn Michaels

Don't hunt what you can't kill — Shawn Michaels

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya! — Shawn Michaels