Scott Thompson Quotes & Sayings

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me. — Scott Thompson

I wanted to be a male ballet dancer. — Scott Thompson

In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way. — Scott Thompson

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. — Scott Thompson

I do love jokes. — Scott Thompson

We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well. — Scott Thompson

My theory is that comedy comes from little people. — Scott Thompson

The gay male is always going to be at the bottom. — Scott Thompson

When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny. — Scott Thompson

Art is difficult. — Scott Thompson

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high. — Scott Thompson

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work. — Scott Thompson

Writing is a difficult thing. — Scott Thompson

When we became teenagers boredom grew like a moth in a cocoon fighting to escape, and the peace created by our parents became a prison. We sought excitement and adventure. We sought anything but the sinless, pure, and average of the faux idyllic. — Scott Thompson

God allows us glimpses into Heaven through beauty. We see the glimpses in nature, in paintings, we hear it in music, find it in words, but Heaven is shown to us most often, not through beautiful places, but through our love with others." "Like — Scott Thompson

I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?' — Scott Thompson

I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened. — Scott Thompson

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things. — Scott Thompson

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded. — Scott Thompson

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges. — Scott Thompson

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really. — Scott Thompson

My feeling with my characters is that they all have a right to feel exactly the way that they do, so I never censor them. I don't judge them. — Scott Thompson

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. — Scott Thompson

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke. — Scott Thompson

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe. — Scott Thompson

The water cleansed his soul of the clutter and junk he had acquired through advice from those who were loud, but wrong. Many who had claimed to be wise had filled him, like so many others, with fear, hate, and judgement - all emotions that could not be carried be carried into Eternity. — Scott Thompson

I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted. — Scott Thompson

Comedy is actually very macho driven. — Scott Thompson

You better become highly intuitive if you want to live with a woman — Scott Thompson

Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold. — Scott Thompson

Life's short when compared to eternity, but eternity is only worth it because of life. — Scott Thompson

You were put on Earth to live a full life. To see and experience. To dream. To improve yourself and everything around you. To do good and to love. Mostly to love. That's worship, too, because that's the primary thing God asks of us." "Did — Scott Thompson

You know what worries me? Interacting with the kids. I'm afraid that's when my Tourette's will kick in. — Scott Thompson

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy. — Scott Thompson

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. — Scott Thompson

I guess chemistry is just another word for love. — Scott Thompson

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity. — Scott Thompson

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. — Scott Thompson

Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss. — Scott Thompson

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things. — Scott Thompson

A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho. — Scott Thompson

Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded ... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer. — Scott Thompson

Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.' — Scott Thompson

I won't play a teenager. — Scott Thompson

My parents won't let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I'd only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead. — Scott Thompson

I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males. — Scott Thompson