Rich Amooi Quotes & Sayings

Danny pointed to the organist. "While we're waiting, did you know Pachelbel's 'Canon in D' was composed almost four hundred years ago?" Stevie sighed. "Myself, along with the majority of the other good-looking, upstanding citizens of this country, don't give a flying steamy turd about Pocket Ball." "Pachelbel." "Him too. — Rich Amooi

Was the person in charge of karma on vacation? It wasn't fair. — Rich Amooi

He reached down to scratch her on the head. "You're a cute little thing. Fast too. Is that really your name? Precious?" After a couple of scratches between her ears the dog rolled over on her back on the grass, asking for more. — Rich Amooi

She thought there was something between them, but she was obviously wrong. — Rich Amooi

it's better to keep my mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. — Rich Amooi

Just mention wine and pizza together in the same sentence and I'll come running. — Rich Amooi

Did you hear Dr. Jenkins was caught roller-skating half-naked in the middle of the night on Prospect Road?" Don't act shocked. It'll just motivate her to stay and gossip longer. It's no big deal whatsoever that your doctor is a freak. Roger shrugged. "Nothing wrong with a little exercise." Maggie did a double take. "Without clothes?" "Smart man - less to wash. I hate doing laundry." Maggie blew out a desperate breath. "He was wearing his nurse's bra!" Note to self: find a new doctor. "You can never have too much support," said Roger. "The guy's got some serious man-boobs. — Rich Amooi

Life is short. You've got to live while you've got life in you. — Rich Amooi

Sometimes it also helps you realize that what you believe are problems are actually blessings in disguise. — Rich Amooi