Patrick Star Quotes & Sayings

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. — Patrick Star

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are. — Patrick Star

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! — Patrick Star

You cannot stop the unstoppable — Patrick Star

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you. — Patrick Star

Maybe a story will cheer you up ... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end. — Patrick Star

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear. — Patrick Star

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! — Patrick Star

A star on top will complete all the scenery! — Patrick Star

Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz. — Patrick Star

I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks! — Patrick Star

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems — Patrick Star