Nicole Hollander Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 11 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Nicole Hollander.
Famous Quotes By Nicole Hollander
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver. — Nicole Hollander
Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, chubby women. — Nicole Hollander
Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women. — Nicole Hollander
Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up. — Nicole Hollander
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe! — Nicole Hollander
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person. — Nicole Hollander
My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies. — Nicole Hollander
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon ... — Nicole Hollander