Maxine Quotes & Sayings

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. — Maxine

When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from a 'fast fashion' chain is falling apart before you've even bought it, it's not a deal. It's the fast-fashion company trying to get you to buy something that is quick on trend but slow on quality. — Maxine

All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. — Maxine

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let's get it on.' — Maxine

Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise. — Maxine

I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. — Maxine

Without imagination, you live in a small room with the windows closed. Imagination opens the windows and shows us landscapes, horizons that we would not otherwise perceive ... I want education to empower people to see possibility. — Maxine

To look at possibility is to be free. — Maxine

Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to be supported. That I am not a burden has to compensate for the sad envy when I look at women loved enough to be supported. Even now China wraps double binds around my feet. — Maxine

My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests. — Maxine

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita — Maxine

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. — Maxine

I'll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be. — Maxine

Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not ... you want to throw up. — Maxine