Marty Feldman Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 15 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Marty Feldman.
Famous Quotes By Marty Feldman
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules. — Marty Feldman
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. — Marty Feldman
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act. — Marty Feldman
Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians. — Marty Feldman
In retrospect, come to think of it, isn't everything seen in retrospect? — Marty Feldman
It could be worse... It could be raining — Marty Feldman
Money can't buy poverty. — Marty Feldman
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. — Marty Feldman
I can't believe my eyes. — Marty Feldman
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did. — Marty Feldman
I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up. — Marty Feldman
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference. — Marty Feldman
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though. — Marty Feldman