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Famous Quotes By Martin Leicht

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Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now! — Martin Leicht

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It's all right, dearheart," Dad assures me. "Folder three, scenario four: going into labor during a high-speed chase with extra-terrestrials. — Martin Leicht

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Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina. — Martin Leicht

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If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it. — Martin Leicht

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I fumble for the return tab and quickly type as I continue my way down the catwalk.
Ned help!
Thank you, SmartText, for knowing how pressing my need for Ned is at this very moment. — Martin Leicht