Martha Bolton Quotes & Sayings

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to. — Martha Bolton

Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen. — Martha Bolton

Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and we audibly sigh if the directions on the box require us to stir at the halfway point. Aw, I gotta stir? See what else is in the freezer. — Martha Bolton

I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect. — Martha Bolton

If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception. — Martha Bolton

I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting. — Martha Bolton

I do twenty jumping jacks a day. Well, half of that. I just clap. — Martha Bolton

So why aren't more marketing companies targeting our age group? Why are there so many youth-oriented programs and advertisements on television today? Why are we being ignored? Don't companies realize they are missing a huge market?

Now granted, a visit to the local mall will show you there are a lot of teenagers hanging out there these days. But are they shopping? Are they spending money? No. They're "hanging." Contrary to what our skin might be doing, we members of the over-forty crowd don't "hang." We shop, and not just window shop either. We're serious buyers. When we pick up an item and turn it over to see the price, we often carry it right on over to the checkout counter and pay for it. Why? Because we know the energy involved with picking up items. We don't do it unless we're committed. — Martha Bolton

I'm not very domestic. For years my family thought mold was a frosting. — Martha Bolton