Mart Crowley Quotes & Sayings

BERNARD. (To DONALD.) Donald, read any new libraries lately?

DONALD. One or three. I did the complete works of Doris Lessing this week. I've been depressed.

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BERNARD. Some people eat, some people drink, and some take dope.

DONALD. I read.

MICHAEL. And read and read and read. It's a wonder your eyes don't turn back in your head at the sight of a book jacket.

HANK. Well, at least he's a constructive escapist. — Mart Crowley

In spring a young mans fancy turns to a fancy young man. — Mart Crowley

If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation. — Mart Crowley

Well, one thing you can say for masturbation ... you certainly don't have to look your best. — Mart Crowley

I had no agenda in writing this play except expressing myself ... It later occurred to me that I was not only announcing things to my family; I was announcing it to the world. Of course, if the play had been a flop, only my family would have known. — Mart Crowley