M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team Quotes & Sayings

It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego? — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Do you really understand all this army stuff?

It helps not to be too bright, sir. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

If you had the guts to serve your country like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work so hard to prove you're crazy. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team