Louis Tomlinson Quotes & Sayings

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard
I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo! — Louis Tomlinson

Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous. — Louis Tomlinson

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you. — Louis Tomlinson

Woah! Calm down, Curly! — Louis Tomlinson

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes. — Louis Tomlinson

Live life for the momentr becuase everything else is uncertain — Louis Tomlinson

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation. — Louis Tomlinson

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. — Louis Tomlinson

I love the big red bus! — Louis Tomlinson

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes. — Louis Tomlinson

I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am. — Louis Tomlinson

And as for you, stop having curly hair! — Louis Tomlinson

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson! — Louis Tomlinson

I feel very honored to have been asked to sign for Rovers, and being able to help both the club and the amazing charity Bluebell Wood is what it's all about. — Louis Tomlinson

I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend Eleanor on a date, we would go to the cinema and then out for dinner. — Louis Tomlinson

To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes. — Louis Tomlinson

Yes! The Tommo is back! — Louis Tomlinson

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots. — Louis Tomlinson

What i do in my personal time is about me. if other people dont agree, then it doesn't matter 'cos it's my opinion and that's what counts at the end of the day. — Louis Tomlinson

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order. — Louis Tomlinson

My personal tastes ... I actually like quite a bit acoustic and more mellow kinds of things. I quite like American music, like The Fray, I'm a massive fan of them, and The Killers. — Louis Tomlinson

I wan't a girl who is fun and loves adventure. — Louis Tomlinson

I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans. — Louis Tomlinson

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it? — Louis Tomlinson

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis. — Louis Tomlinson

My ideas for the future? To take over the world. — Louis Tomlinson

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep ... — Louis Tomlinson

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose — Louis Tomlinson

I'm not perfect.
Never have been.
Never will be.

~ Louis Tomlinson — Louis Tomlinson

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker ... I can be romantic, but not too sickly. — Louis Tomlinson

I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was. — Louis Tomlinson

Remember people you may not be plastic ... but you are fantastic! never forget that — Louis Tomlinson

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous. — Louis Tomlinson

Stop the traffic...let 'em through... — Louis Tomlinson

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates. — Louis Tomlinson

One thing that I miss because we spend a lot of time in America is English food, like cooked breakfast and Sunday dinners. — Louis Tomlinson

If I were to look in you ferigerator ... refridgefreetorator ... fridge ... what would I find? — Louis Tomlinson

There are six R's. — Louis Tomlinson

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy. — Louis Tomlinson

We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves. — Louis Tomlinson

But you know we couldn't compare what we do with what the British athletes did at the Olympics. We are very proud to be British and if we have done our bit to promote Britain in a historic year for the country that's brilliant. — Louis Tomlinson

I want to see the Doncaster Rovers supporters get the club the success it deserves. — Louis Tomlinson

I am going slightly deaf in my right ear. It's tinnitus ... something like that. — Louis Tomlinson

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys. — Louis Tomlinson

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic! — Louis Tomlinson

I quite like American music, like The Fray - I'm a massive fan of them - and The Killers. I also like more acoustic stuff like Ed Sheeran; I like this English songwriter James Morrison and another singer called Ben Howard. — Louis Tomlinson

No,' Jimmy protested. — Louis Tomlinson

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson

I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight. — Louis Tomlinson

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday. — Louis Tomlinson

My favorite music isn't necessarily the songs that One Direction come out with. That doesn't mean to say I don't secretly really love some of our songs, which I do. My personal tastes ... I actually like quite a bit acoustic and more mellow kinds of things. — Louis Tomlinson

Live life to the fullest because everything else is uncertain — Louis Tomlinson

Zayn's good to just sit down and chat to about pretty much anything. At the end of the night, we just sit around and talk about our life before One Direction, or anything at all, really. — Louis Tomlinson

I like girls who eat carrots! — Louis Tomlinson

I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson — Louis Tomlinson

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world. — Louis Tomlinson

We don't dance because we can't dance. Our shows, production-wise, are always quite minimal. We always try and keep it more about us having fun and stay away from gimmicks. — Louis Tomlinson

I like a girl who doesn't take life too seriously and is quite easy-going. — Louis Tomlinson

I grew up in Doncaster and have felt the love for football run through the town; it's for that reason that I have a real personal passion to make Doncaster Rovers a success story. — Louis Tomlinson

As long as we've got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we'll be fine. — Louis Tomlinson

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

Live for the momment because everythung else is uncertain — Louis Tomlinson

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them. — Louis Tomlinson

All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it. — Louis Tomlinson

Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!! — Louis Tomlinson

For me, Robbie Williams was a massive influence when I was growing up. But also Cheryl Cole. Being in her presence was intimidating, because she's so hot. — Louis Tomlinson

I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss. — Louis Tomlinson

I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate. — Louis Tomlinson

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot. — Louis Tomlinson

Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show! — Louis Tomlinson

I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really. — Louis Tomlinson

When you're in love you'll do anything, I'd go to the end of the world. — Louis Tomlinson

I'm a bit old-fashioned. I like the idea of going to the cinema and then an Italian restaurant. — Louis Tomlinson

I had this dream ... that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me! — Louis Tomlinson

I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT! — Louis Tomlinson

All our fans are always very loud, especially Scousers. — Louis Tomlinson

It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love. — Louis Tomlinson

You can lay in bed and think you don't stand a chance, that's what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right. — Louis Tomlinson

Mary? She's mine.
Yeah, but we had that thing...
SHE'S MINE! — Louis Tomlinson