Kevin James Quotes & Sayings

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. — Kevin James

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group ... it all started opening up. — Kevin James

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do. — Kevin James

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre. — Kevin James

Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then. — Kevin James

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy. — Kevin James

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. — Kevin James

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. — Kevin James

I really wasn't a class clown. — Kevin James

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem. — Kevin James

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it? — Kevin James

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up? — Kevin James

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about. — Kevin James

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't. — Kevin James

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women. — Kevin James

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously. — Kevin James

I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later. — Kevin James

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that. — Kevin James

Pie ... it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain. — Kevin James

You don't want to do anything that doesn't glorify God in every way. — Kevin James

I try to connect with the everyday, every guy. — Kevin James

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit. — Kevin James

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop. — Kevin James

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it. — Kevin James

I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration. — Kevin James

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas. — Kevin James

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day. — Kevin James

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again. — Kevin James

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.' — Kevin James

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be ... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens. — Kevin James

I could never be James Bond. — Kevin James

A song can take you to a special time in your life. — Kevin James

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life. — Kevin James

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats. — Kevin James

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited. — Kevin James

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James

How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins. — Kevin James

I'm not a Hollywood guy. — Kevin James

My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.' — Kevin James