Kate Carlisle Quotes & Sayings

I had to say it gave me a warm feeling to picture Meredith Winslow spending twenty years or so in an ill fitting orange jumpsuit, cozying up to a great big girl named Beulah — Kate Carlisle

She wore leopard-skin leggings, a tight black turtleneck sweater and sparkly red heels. I don't make this stuff up. — Kate Carlisle

An artist can try and pretend he is not following rules, but let's remember that nature itself provides rules. Gravity for instance. — Kate Carlisle

I'm sorry, darling, but it's the only face I've got. — Kate Carlisle

Well, that was embarrassing. There was nothing wrong with talking to the voices in my head
unless everyone else was listening in. — Kate Carlisle

So how's the putrid pile of caca doing? — Kate Carlisle

Never waste, never worry — Kate Carlisle

Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the chivalry of yesteryear? — Kate Carlisle

If my life were a book, I would have masking tape holding my hinges together. My pages would be loose, my edges tattered and my boards exposed, the front flyleaf torn and the leather mottled and moth-eaten. I'd have to take myself apart and put myself back together, as any good book restoration expert would do. — Kate Carlisle

I needed another sibling the way I needed a sixth toe. Or a twelfth toe. You know, an extra one on each foot. Never mind. — Kate Carlisle