Karen MacInerney Quotes & Sayings

I have a secret. A big, fat, hairy secret. And I'm not talking minor-league stuff, like I once let Joseph Applebaum feel me up behind the seventh-grade stairwell or I got a Brazilian wax after work last Friday or I'm hiding a neon blue vibrator called the Electric Slide in my night table. Which I'm not, by the way. In case you were wondering. — Karen MacInerney

I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini. — Karen MacInerney