Judy Tenuta Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 11 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Judy Tenuta.
Famous Quotes By Judy Tenuta
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? — Judy Tenuta
I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself. — Judy Tenuta
I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain. — Judy Tenuta
Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you ... — Judy Tenuta
This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" — Judy Tenuta
Judy, you don't know nothin' about the South. You don't even know the difference between the North and the South.'
I said, 'Oh yes I do. In the North, there's a cutoff age for sleeping with your parents. — Judy Tenuta
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard. — Judy Tenuta
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist. — Judy Tenuta
Love Goddess in training. It could happen. — Judy Tenuta
What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks. — Judy Tenuta
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait. — Judy Tenuta