Jonas Eriksson Quotes & Sayings

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal. — Jonas Eriksson

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur. — Jonas Eriksson

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. — Jonas Eriksson

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future. — Jonas Eriksson

It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. — Jonas Eriksson

The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble. — Jonas Eriksson

The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors. — Jonas Eriksson

There is one word I can't stand and it's ASAP and that's not even a word. — Jonas Eriksson

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper. — Jonas Eriksson

Don't write to sell, write to tell. — Jonas Eriksson

I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!? — Jonas Eriksson

Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around. — Jonas Eriksson

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones. — Jonas Eriksson

My view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of your door because you won't get in. — Jonas Eriksson

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people. — Jonas Eriksson

I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead. — Jonas Eriksson

You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her. — Jonas Eriksson

I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that. — Jonas Eriksson

You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied. — Jonas Eriksson

Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards. — Jonas Eriksson

The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that's just a second because then I feel like a psycho again. — Jonas Eriksson

You have really nice teeth, Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts. — Jonas Eriksson