John B. Keane Quotes & Sayings

When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock — John B. Keane

God created seaweed ... The seaweed made the world. — John B. Keane

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else. — John B. Keane

How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. — John B. Keane

Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. — John B. Keane

I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it. — John B. Keane