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Jeff Stilson Quotes & Sayings

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Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team. — Jeff Stilson

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I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners. — Jeff Stilson

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There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners. — Jeff Stilson

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Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid. — Jeff Stilson

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I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising. — Jeff Stilson