Janet Street-Porter Quotes & Sayings

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way. — Janet Street-Porter

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men. — Janet Street-Porter

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time. — Janet Street-Porter

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy. — Janet Street-Porter

Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past. — Janet Street-Porter

Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth. — Janet Street-Porter

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business. — Janet Street-Porter

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat. — Janet Street-Porter

I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl. — Janet Street-Porter

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order. — Janet Street-Porter

Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me. — Janet Street-Porter

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride. — Janet Street-Porter

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep. — Janet Street-Porter