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Famous Quotes By Jacob M. Appel

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Battery Park resonates with lust as the sun approaches its zenith. A primal impulse takes hold of the young couples strolling the gravel walkways, the newlyweds who have paused to admire DeModica's bronze bull, the truant teens laid out on the cool grass. Maybe because all flesh tantalizes in the early summer, in the right light, or because, at this time of year, there is more flesh exposed, midriffs, cleavage, inner thighs, the park is suddenly transformed into a dynamo of panting and groping. This desire is not the tender affection of evening, the wistful intimacy of the twilight's last gleam. It is raw, concupiscent hunger. — Jacob M. Appel

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If freedom means anything at all, it is the right to primacy in regard to sexuality, reproduction, medical care and death. — Jacob M. Appel

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Such is the demographic paradox of a junior physician's relationship with his patients: I worry about how to extend their lives. This anxiety inevitably shortens my own. — Jacob M. Appel

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If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty. — Jacob M. Appel

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Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. — Jacob M. Appel

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You can measure a man's sorrow, and the world's, in the number of stories that perish unheard. — Jacob M. Appel

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Nixon's offences had been so long in the past, so much part of a different era that he now seemed like some lovable but bigoted uncle you tolerated at Christmas and Thanksgiving. — Jacob M. Appel

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The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him. — Jacob M. Appel

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Catholic extremism should be resisted as fiercely at home as we oppose the Taliban abroad. — Jacob M. Appel

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Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history. — Jacob M. Appel

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Much as we do not permit convicted pedophiles to teach kindergarten or convicted hijackers to board airplanes, common sense dictates that individuals who have been imprisoned for plotting violence against abortion clinics should never again be permitted anywhere near such facilities. — Jacob M. Appel

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A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. — Jacob M. Appel

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Now I know how to make it as a pedophile. Forget lollypops. Antarctic wildlife is the ticket. — Jacob M. Appel

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Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one at a time. I'm not going to be the schmuck who shows up in Orlando two
birds short of a dinner party ... I know I'm pulling out of Houston with exactly forty-two Gentoo penguins, seventeen Jamaican land iguanas, four tuataras from New Zealand, and a pair of rare, civet-like mammals called linsangs. No more, no less. — Jacob M. Appel

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I insert the bevel and draw back the plunger. I know that the syringe contains more than sodium chloride-that even as the toxic contents fill my fathers veins, he is sharing with me his final gift: the horror and thrill of saving lives. — Jacob M. Appel

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Money spent on vegetative patients is money not spent on preventive care, such as flu shots and mammograms. Each night in an ICU bed for such patients is a night that another patient with a genuine prognosis for recovery is denied such high-end care. Every dollar exhausted on patients who will never wake up again is a dollar not devoted to finding a cure for cancer. — Jacob M. Appel

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I am grateful that I have rights in the proverbial public square
but, as a practical matter, my most cherished rights are those that I possess in my bedroom and hospital room and death chamber. — Jacob M. Appel

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Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it. — Jacob M. Appel

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The cold, cruel reality is that with one current justice now approaching ninety, and four others over seventy, the day will inevitably arrive when a sitting justice lies in an intensive care unit, both unable to resign and unable to resume his or her duties. — Jacob M. Appel

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Starshine's greatest challenge is deciding whether a woman is too young to soothe or too old to shame. Handling the men is much easier. They may feign interest in figures and photos, but their underlying interest is for breasts and thighs. A generous smile often adds an extra zero to a check; an additional inch of exposed cleavage can clothe five Laotian children. The vast majority of these men do not expect to purchase Starshine's favors. They are husbands, fathers, pillars of the community, the sort of upstanding middle-aged patriarchs who would rather castrate their libidos than compromise their reputations, and even if their three-digit donations could earn them a quickie with the canvasser, they would deny themselves the pleasure. — Jacob M. Appel

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I suspect that the vast majority of people, not knowing in advance whether they will either end up in a permanently vegetative state or be diagnosed with cancer, would prefer that any resources that would be spent on PVS care be reallocated to cancer research
or some similar enterprise that has the potential to help human beings who might actually recover. — Jacob M. Appel

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He had a knack for expressing sober what most men only dared say drunk. — Jacob M. Appel

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Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness. — Jacob M. Appel

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Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win. — Jacob M. Appel

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If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises ... — Jacob M. Appel

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Victory [over homophobia] may require five or maybe 20 years. Yet I have no doubt that "don't ask, don't tell" and same-sex adoption bans will be as unspeakable and inexplicable to my grandchildren as counting a slave as three-fifths of a human being. — Jacob M. Appel

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The most dangerous ideas are not those that challenge the status quo. The most dangerous ideas are those so embedded in the status quo, so wrapped in a cloud of inevitability, that we forget they are ideas at all. — Jacob M. Appel

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Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner. — Jacob M. Appel

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I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing ... — Jacob M. Appel

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Another family crisis: The rabbit goes blind. — Jacob M. Appel

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Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself smaller to fit inside the hopes of the other, until one of you cracks or stops existing. — Jacob M. Appel

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Life is about trade-offs," said the lunatic ... "The difference between happy people and unhappy people is that happy people accept the trade-offs and unhappy people complain about them. Personally, I prefer to be happy. — Jacob M. Appel

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I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause ... — Jacob M. Appel

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While the visible victims may draw the headlines and attract indignant protests from so-called "pro-life" organizations, the invisible victims are people like you and me who will suffer from diseases that are never cured because funds are being poured down a healthcare sieve in order to maintain permanently-unconscious bodies on complex and costly forms of life support. — Jacob M. Appel

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If history judged nations by their pet theories, no one could ever doubt that Americans were creative. — Jacob M. Appel

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A free society, to be truly worthy of that name, owes healthy, competent individuals the right to end their lives on their own terms. — Jacob M. Appel

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Maybe that is the greatest of wonders: that we can be shaped so much by those we've known closely, and equally by those we've never known at all - and that we too can change the world long after we've left it. — Jacob M. Appel

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Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel

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Nobody loses weight eating anyplace with laminated menus. — Jacob M. Appel

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Harlem sleeps late. — Jacob M. Appel

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The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop. — Jacob M. Appel

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It amazes him that life never offers completely smooth sailing, even for one day, a sinister cloud manages to creep its way over the horizon. And, what makes life even more mysterious, what truly probes the depth and complexity of the psyche, is that on an overcast day that one cloud would pass entirely unnoticed. — Jacob M. Appel

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That was the heart of the problem: every choice made sense from some vantage point. — Jacob M. Appel

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Much as constitutional guarantees of press freedom do little good for prospective publishers if they do not have access to paper or ink, the right to aid in dying is strikingly useless if nobody is willing to help. — Jacob M. Appel

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One thing led to another. That was the only way to explain how Arnold Brinkman, who considered both professional sports and young children unjustifiable, had ended up at Yankee Stadium with a nine-year-old boy. — Jacob M. Appel

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An American man endowed with sufficient wealth can purchase anything, but an American woman endowed with sufficient beauty does not need to. — Jacob M. Appel

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Depression and hopelessness are not the only reasons terminally ill patients wish to end their lives. Many individuals see nothing undignified about choosing to end their lives at the time and manner of their choosing - and many view such a choice as the meaningful culmination of a good life. — Jacob M. Appel

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Most people are far more concerned that they can control their own bodies than they are about petitioning Congress. — Jacob M. Appel

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Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform. — Jacob M. Appel

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This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but with an empty room, a crisp white bed, silence. — Jacob M. Appel

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That was the one advantage of growing old - it let you be nasty with impunity. — Jacob M. Appel

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There is a fundamental difference, however, between asking to be permitted to keep a vegetative relative on costly machinery, and asking the taxpayers or society as a whole to pay for such machinery. — Jacob M. Appel

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Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronometer. — Jacob M. Appel

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Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy. — Jacob M. Appel

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I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage. — Jacob M. Appel