Jack O'Neill Quotes & Sayings

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now. — Jack O'Neill

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time. — Jack O'Neill

The Pentagon's lost entire countries. — Jack O'Neill

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice. — Jack O'Neill

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys! — Jack O'Neill

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. — Jack O'Neill

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness. — Jack O'Neill

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon? — Jack O'Neill

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts! — Jack O'Neill

I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve. — Jack O'Neill

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform? — Jack O'Neill

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf. — Jack O'Neill

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me ... I think his name is ... Homer. — Jack O'Neill

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill