Ilana Glazer Quotes & Sayings

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs. — Ilana Glazer

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying. — Ilana Glazer

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all. — Ilana Glazer

I feel like a feminist is gender equality. — Ilana Glazer

If people believe in your material, they will do whatever it takes to get it done. Even if they don't, but you make it as awesome an experience as possible, they will help you reach your goals. — Ilana Glazer

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I'm not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that. — Ilana Glazer

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym. — Ilana Glazer

What's fun is that the characters in 'Broad City' are rushing and hustling, and our process reflects that. — Ilana Glazer

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that. — Ilana Glazer

When somebody asks what I do, I guess I say 'writer' first. — Ilana Glazer

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless. — Ilana Glazer

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

In a bigger picture, all over the world is a boys' club. — Ilana Glazer

I miss improv. I hate it in a way - watching it, doing it - but only because it's so challenging and nerve wracking. Improv is the only belief system I've ever experienced that directly works on how to be. Just how to be. — Ilana Glazer

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry. — Ilana Glazer

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes. — Ilana Glazer

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different! — Ilana Glazer

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other. — Ilana Glazer

The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me. — Ilana Glazer

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross. — Ilana Glazer

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship. — Ilana Glazer

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world. — Ilana Glazer

You can get real wacky on edibles. — Ilana Glazer

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone. — Ilana Glazer

I write 'Broad City,' so I connect it to me. — Ilana Glazer

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything. — Ilana Glazer

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language. — Ilana Glazer

All my brother Eliot and I did as kids was film sketches. — Ilana Glazer

We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons. — Ilana Glazer

I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me. — Ilana Glazer

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much." — Ilana Glazer

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!" — Ilana Glazer

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack. — Ilana Glazer

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other. — Ilana Glazer

I don't want to watch people fighting. — Ilana Glazer

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach. — Ilana Glazer

I decided I would go to NYU so I could get into the comedy world and have legit housing, and my parents would not have trusted investing in a straight-up comedy career. — Ilana Glazer

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human. — Ilana Glazer

In every character that you play ... I mean, I don't think I'll ever be the type of actor or performer per se who transforms, you know? Like Claire Danes transforms into Temple Grandin - I'm not gonna do that. — Ilana Glazer

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.' — Ilana Glazer

The thing about the performance part ... starting with improv and standup, you're starting with yourself as the character, and I don't feel as much like, 'Oh, I'm a vessel for -' I feel like someone who calls themselves an actor is a vessel. — Ilana Glazer