Homer Simpson Quotes & Sayings

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in.. — Homer Simpson

I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before — Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step towards failure — Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. — Homer Simpson

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? — Homer Simpson

I'm not popular enough to be different — Homer Simpson

All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time. — Homer Simpson

If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder. — Homer Simpson

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step to failure. — Homer Simpson

Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws I don't work on. — Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step toward failure — Homer Simpson