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Harry Burns Quotes & Sayings

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Famous Quotes By Harry Burns

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Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours. — Harry Burns

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No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. — Harry Burns

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Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount. — Harry Burns

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It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk. — Harry Burns