Haresh Daswani Quotes & Sayings

If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl — Haresh Daswani

The main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree — Haresh Daswani

I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny — Haresh Daswani

You can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy — Haresh Daswani

How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly — Haresh Daswani

I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me — Haresh Daswani

The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later — Haresh Daswani

I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible. — Haresh Daswani

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder — Haresh Daswani