Gisele Walko Quotes & Sayings

I start to wish that my weed was laced with something that will kill me, but I know it's not. It's the pure stuff I buy from my manager at work, so I try to be the first guy to die from straight marijuana. — Gisele Walko

but I can't tell her that it doesn't matter that she's poor, because it does matter to me, but I can rectify the problem. Everything else about her is perfect. — Gisele Walko

No broad is going to rip out my throat; I don't care what she looks like. — Gisele Walko

I want Sani to flip the fuck out, and get murdered by all the werewolves and fairies and vampires in the room. — Gisele Walko

I smoke up all my shit and gulp down a few beers, and listen to soft, love songs by Drake, and even though I usually like Drake, I'm like 'Drake man, these ho's ain't loyal. — Gisele Walko

Biracial." I correct with an edge. "Puppies are mixed. — Gisele Walko

I finished 11th grade with a perfect 5.0 GPA, so valedictorian is a sure thing if — Gisele Walko

Maybe I can be good for Zeph. Maybe she can be the woman for me. We'll be two meth heads trying to keep each other clean. What could go wrong with that? — Gisele Walko

Do they know I'm black?" I ask. "I thought you were biracial." To most white people, black and biracial are the same thing. — Gisele Walko

Sure." I say. Please don't have a penis. — Gisele Walko

I feel like you're trying to convince me that we don't need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I'm going to devour " you like a praying mantis." I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot. — Gisele Walko

Oh, God, Ethan, that feels good. I'm never, never gonna stop sassin' you. — Gisele Walko

I'm sorry Brooke. I didn't know that when I thought I was eating a fried chicken sandwich, I was really eating bigotry and oppression. — Gisele Walko

Oh God! I wore granny panties today. I didn't think anyone would see them." She covers her eyes with her hand in embarrassment. — Gisele Walko

Nova, you know invisible people never have to convince people they're invisible. Beautiful people who want to be antisocial do. — Gisele Walko

I might Chris Brown her ass, — Gisele Walko

Like what? Like he's the big bad wolf and you're Little Red Riding Hood? Like he wants to put your chubby ass in a hole, starve you to death and skin you to make a woman suit? — Gisele Walko

The fact that he's a great person makes me feel even shittier. — Gisele Walko

Alright baby." I grab the soup and my purse. "I think I'm ready to go repel a sad boy. I got my ring, my hickey, a naked face, glasses, and conservative hair, unless you also need to pee on my leg to ensure he picks up your scent? — Gisele Walko