Gini Koch Quotes & Sayings

Blah, blah, blah. Heard it all before. I'm an American, you moron. We wrote the book on insignificant peasants making good. I'm also not an idiot. And I'm also not buying it." I — Gini Koch

I was on the floor. "Um, a little help?"
Christopher put his hand down. Martini cleared his throat and Christopher's hand retracted.
"I can handle it, thanks."
"There's nothing amorous about pulling someone off the floor," Christopher muttered.
"There is when I do it. — Gini Koch

Oh, sure, they'd insisted I take Washington Wife class after I'd inadvertently insulted the Prime Minster of England, but how could I have known he wasn't willing to admit that the Rolling Stones weren't half the band Aerosmith was and never would be? — Gini Koch

I hope that's working like we wanted it to."
"It's a plan of yours, Kitty. I'm sure it's going to go haywire somewhere. — Gini Koch

Kitty, do you have the bottle?"
"In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here."
"I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand.
"What kept you?"
"That purse gets worse every time I look inside. — Gini Koch

And you also think we have time to nap?" "Just because all Hell's trying to break loose doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of yourself." "Words to live by," Jack muttered. "Well, let's hope. — Gini Koch

I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt. — Gini Koch

You cook?" Alfred asked Martini, clearly shocked.
"I can dress myself, too. And sometimes I can handle all Field Operations for the entire Centaurion Division. Amazing, isn't it? — Gini Koch

What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?"
"Over my dead body."
"Could be, Tim, could be. — Gini Koch

Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator? — Gini Koch

We lifted up and then bobbed.
"Back! Pull it back!" (Christopher)
"It's hard." (Kitty)
"The ground is harder!" (Christopher) — Gini Koch

This is Necropolis Enforcement. Drop any non-organic weapons, put your arms, flippers, claws, tentacles, or any other extremities up, and walk, slither, stomp, crawl, et cetera, out of the darkness or be exterminated with extreme prejudice. — Gini Koch

I, your father, order it." "Wow, I guess it's because you killed every sibling of mine before they could walk so you've never dealt with a teenager or anyone older. But, seriously, that 'because I said so' thing doesn't work, pretty much ever. — Gini Koch

But our senses of smell were numbed from fighting Slimy, the Ancient Icky One. The — Gini Koch

Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can dream, can't she? — Gini Koch

Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We're almost like a reality show, only without the alcohol and hot tubs. — Gini Koch

Can either one of you actually fly?"
"Ummm ... define fly."
I heard cursing over the radios. — Gini Koch

Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators
they're a protected species. — Gini Koch

Once you go alien, you really do never go back. — Gini Koch

My superhero name should be Density Girl. — Gini Koch

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head. — Gini Koch

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line. — Gini Koch

It's grand theft auto." "No problem, I'll drive." Jack sighed. "No, let's not add manslaughter, being-slaughter, destruction of public property, and reckless endangerment to the list." He — Gini Koch

It's a snake, then.'
'Rattler?'
'Most likely.'
I was taking this extremely well. 'We have to kill it. By we, of course, I mean you. I'll stand here and scream. — Gini Koch

I was moving from worried to scared, and I could see terrified waving at me from just around the next bend in the road. — Gini Koch

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested. — Gini Koch

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms. — Gini Koch

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really. — Gini Koch

Restraint is not exactly my watchword, either. — Gini Koch

You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy. — Gini Koch

Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! 'THE' QUESTION! FINALLY! I've been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my answer is: Thong or Commando — Gini Koch

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity. — Gini Koch

And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.
Touched by an Alien — Gini Koch

Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington. — Gini Koch

Do I really run like that?" (Kitty)
"Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy."
"Thank God. I think I look like a cheetah on drugs. — Gini Koch

Impressive lack of something happening, Maurice said nervously. I continued to fire. I — Gini Koch

Great. I was housing with the Extreme Morning Militants. What a joy. — Gini Koch

Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo. — Gini Koch

You ever flown something before?" (Christopher)
"I hold the highest score at A.S.U. for Star Wars: Starfighter." (Kitty)
"I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I'm going to regret this." (Christopher) — Gini Koch

Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me — Gini Koch

You know, things you did and do to make sure you and Mom have such a great marriage?" "Oh! I gave that advice to Jeff already. Applies to him more than you." "Share with my anyway." Dad shrugged. "I told him that he just needed to remember three things. First, he doesn't run your life, and after today, he won't run his life, either. Second, in any argument, there is your wife's side and then there is enemy camp; never choose enemy camp in an attempt to be reasonable, because it never works. And, third, to remember that a happy wife is a happy life. — Gini Koch

I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on the planet. — Gini Koch

But before I ran out and got shot by someone I merely hadn't seen, I examined the remote. There were a lot of buttons on it. None of them were marked. Naturally, I considered hitting some at random but decided I was thrilled to still be alive and unscathed. — Gini Koch

Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl. — Gini Koch

They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and it was starting to come naturally. — Gini Koch

I'll marry you before any tree on Earth. — Gini Koch