Don Herold Quotes & Sayings

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves. — Don Herold

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same. — Don Herold

There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. — Don Herold

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast. — Don Herold

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people — Don Herold

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths. — Don Herold

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication. — Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. — Don Herold

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. — Don Herold

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. — Don Herold

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right. — Don Herold

Be kind to dumb people. — Don Herold

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. — Don Herold

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips. — Don Herold

Interruptions are the spice of life. — Don Herold

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. — Don Herold

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. — Don Herold

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. — Don Herold

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it. — Don Herold

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot. — Don Herold

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise. — Don Herold

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance. — Don Herold

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do. — Don Herold

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. — Don Herold

Babies are such a nice way to start people. — Don Herold

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles. — Don Herold

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women. — Don Herold

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. — Don Herold

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs. — Don Herold

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant — Don Herold

Why resist temptation? There will always be more. — Don Herold

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get. — Don Herold

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. — Don Herold

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies. — Don Herold

Very few people look the part and are it too. — Don Herold

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it. — Don Herold

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow. — Don Herold

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances. — Don Herold

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all. — Don Herold

Some people have nothing but experience. — Don Herold

Babies are a great way to start people. — Don Herold

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are. — Don Herold

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice. — Don Herold

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. — Don Herold