Deb Baker Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Deb Baker
It's amazing what the possiblity of romance can do to you. I'm self-conscious now in ways I never was before. — Deb Baker
An investigator has to have a defense arsenal. Heck, every woman alive should have one if she wants to stay that way. — Deb Baker
TURKEYS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR millions of years. They can fly at fast as fifty-five miles per hour and run flat out at twenty. — Deb Baker
There sat Floyd, naked as a blue jay and not half as pretty. He had the largest head I ever saw on a man, and was wearing a Ford baseball cap that was three sizes too small. Men around these parts don't take off their hats unless they absolutely have to. "Gertie Johnson," Floyd exclaimed. "What are you doing?" The difference between men and women is this - if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her hands. A man will sit there just like you found him even if he doesn't have much to be proud of. Floyd sat like that, not moving. — Deb Baker
The things we do for our friends. — Deb Baker
I'm more of a one-time reader. There are so many good books waiting to be read, I'll never go back and read one twice. — Deb Baker
You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off the barrel of his gun. — Deb Baker
I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered. — Deb Baker
Word For The Day PICAYUNE (PIK uh yoon') adj. Trivial or petty, small or small-minded. — Deb Baker
You have so much love in you. Trust your firends and family. They're all you have, but they're precious, the most important part of your life. — Deb Baker
Big cities squeeze the ability to be patient right out of people. Life becomes too frantic and rushed. It's a sad thing. — Deb Baker
Word For The Day KERFUFFLE (kuhr FUF uhl) n. Disorder; uproar; confusion — Deb Baker
The difference between men and women is this
if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her hands. A man will sit there just like you found him even if he doesn't have much to be proud of. — Deb Baker
Nobody, but nobody, is going to get our guns, even if it means burying most of them in the ground and taking a final stand with our legs spread wide and our favorite firing power nestled in our arms. — Deb Baker
Word For The Day BOONDOGGLE (BOON dahg'uhl) n. A pointless project. Work of no value, done merely to appear busy. Alternate Word ICKY (IK ee) adj. Very distasteful; disgusting. — Deb Baker
Truth is a slippery concept. It changes shape according to who's speaking it and it never looks the same to any two people. — Deb Baker
COLORED LIGHTS FROM BLAZE'S truck streaked through the night and the sound of the siren pierced the air. I couldn't help wondering if stealth on our part might have been a better way to go. Why does law enforcement always have to warn the world they are coming? Doesn't that give the bad guys time to pack up and mosey out? — Deb Baker
I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles. — Deb Baker
In my opinion, kids need their parents more in their teens than when they were younger, and that's exactly the time parents think their jobs are done and stop paying close attention. A ten-year-old has more common sense than four sixteen-year-olds put together. Hormones begin shooting every which way, and teenaged nervous systems malfunction, causing them to lose their reasoning abilities. "Oh, I don't know," she said, hesitantly. "I'd rather not. I'm a little busy." I bet. I decided to play my hunch. "If you don't answer my questions, I'll have to find your parents and tell them." I managed a clear tone of implied threat and leaned to the left so I could stare behind her. "You wouldn't like that, would you? — Deb Baker