David Hasselhoff Quotes & Sayings

The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big. — David Hasselhoff

I let people down easy with inspiration. — David Hasselhoff

Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney. — David Hasselhoff

I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all. — David Hasselhoff

Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way. — David Hasselhoff

I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie. — David Hasselhoff

I don't care why they love me, as long as they love me. I think people respect me because they feel like - I'm kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can't get rid of me. I just keep coming back. — David Hasselhoff

I've already lived the lives of ten people. My father's 87 and still going strong. I think there's a lovely angel watching over me. — David Hasselhoff

Failure usually works for me in the end. — David Hasselhoff

I feel like Elvis. Only alive. — David Hasselhoff

If you're not in the game, you can't hit a home run. — David Hasselhoff

In life, you either watch TV or you do TV. I told my daughters that the only way you're going to make it in this business is to get in the game. That's the biggest advice I can give them. — David Hasselhoff

Over in the UK and in Wales, it's nice to turn on the TV and see 'Baywatch.' — David Hasselhoff

Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it's just kind of working in my favor at the end. It's really strange. — David Hasselhoff

My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outside. — David Hasselhoff

I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis. — David Hasselhoff

The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff. — David Hasselhoff

I have a great relationship with my kids. We're very honest with each other, and I'm very proud that we are absolutely, incredibly close. That to me is more important than anything. — David Hasselhoff

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me. — David Hasselhoff

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. — David Hasselhoff

That's one of the good things about being recognisable - if you need a quick escape, the cabbies will take care of you. — David Hasselhoff

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me. — David Hasselhoff

I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well! — David Hasselhoff

All I want to do is be onstage. A performer needs to perform. — David Hasselhoff

I met Cary Grant once, and I was absolutely star struck. I got his autograph. — David Hasselhoff

I love musical theater. That's what I started off to do when I was 7, and my first show was 'Peter Pan.' — David Hasselhoff

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward. — David Hasselhoff

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives. — David Hasselhoff

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards. — David Hasselhoff

I think people know that I've got a good heart. — David Hasselhoff

Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now. — David Hasselhoff

Wherever I can go, I hit the water, whether it's the ocean, or in L.A. it's Zuma Beach in Malibu; I just hit the water. — David Hasselhoff

I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him. — David Hasselhoff

When you're on stage, you're in control. No one can get to you. — David Hasselhoff

Spirituality - prayer - is a big part of my life. — David Hasselhoff

When I was doing 'Britain's Got Talent,' I really enjoyed it, but I found it very difficult to be in the audience. I like to be on stage; I feel safer on stage because I'm in control. — David Hasselhoff

Come on, I'm a television star. Nobody on television is curing cancer. I've had a great ride, and I'm very honored to have been in this business. I'm happy if I managed to affect people in a positive way. — David Hasselhoff

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too. — David Hasselhoff

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing. — David Hasselhoff

I grew up in Chicago, and there was always snow. In Los Angeles there never was, so we would always import snow! — David Hasselhoff

I once didn't work out for six weeks. It took me for ever to get the weight off. — David Hasselhoff

My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily. — David Hasselhoff

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect. — David Hasselhoff

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. — David Hasselhoff

We made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on 'Baywatch.' — David Hasselhoff

Image is what people perceive my life to be. It's nothing like the truth. — David Hasselhoff

The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater. — David Hasselhoff

I did, I'd say, at least about 80 percent of the rest of the driving, and I had the time of my life. — David Hasselhoff

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck. — David Hasselhoff

I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that. — David Hasselhoff

And sometimes the hardest thing you can do is walk away. But you got to. And, when you do, it changes your life. — David Hasselhoff

I started training for musicals since I was a boy. — David Hasselhoff

My one ambition was to go to Broadway, and I never gave up on that dream. — David Hasselhoff

Beyond its entertainment value, 'Baywatch' has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has had such a significance for so many. — David Hasselhoff

If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back. — David Hasselhoff

When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well. — David Hasselhoff

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting ... " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing — David Hasselhoff

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs. — David Hasselhoff

I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself. — David Hasselhoff