David Bischoff Quotes & Sayings

You can't judge a book by its cover," he said. "No," said Watts. "But you can tell how much it's gonna cost! — David Bischoff

Creativity. Inspiration. We worship them here, Donald. They are our guidance, and we revere them. Do you understand? Revere them. So many people think that writers merely sit down and string together words and poof! a piece of writing. Not so! — David Bischoff

Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour? — David Bischoff

You break his heart," Watts told Amanda, "I'll break your face! — David Bischoff

This is 1987. A girl can be whatever she wants to be." "I know," said Ray. "My mums a plumber. — David Bischoff

Hey, do you want to end this right now?" Her eyes flared. "I wouldn't have asked you out if I'd wanted to end it. Sit back, eat and enjoy. Pretend I'm dead. — David Bischoff

This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin. — David Bischoff

It's better to swallow pride than blood. — David Bischoff

You better go to someone else for words. All I know is, there are some drums that sound good together and some that don't. I think we sound good together. — David Bischoff

Check it out. She's scandalously popular, insanely beautiful, and obviously in the middle of some emotional shoot-out to consent to date the human Tator Tot. — David Bischoff