Daniel Dumile Quotes & Sayings

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck,
And still keep your attitude on self-destruct. — Daniel Dumile

Soup's on and I got a coupon.
Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon.
He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce ...
And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss." — Daniel Dumile

Mary, you make me wanna eat you
Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you
Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too
Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through. — Daniel Dumile

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear
To stack more dough more calmly this year. — Daniel Dumile

The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll.
I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul. — Daniel Dumile

There's four sides to every story ...
If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me. — Daniel Dumile

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out,
Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out. — Daniel Dumile

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me:
Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy. — Daniel Dumile

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain.
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain. — Daniel Dumile

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend,
Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend. — Daniel Dumile

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions,
All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection. — Daniel Dumile