Curly Howard Quotes & Sayings

A simple job for simple people. — Curly Howard

I tried to think but nothing happened! — Curly Howard

I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy! — Curly Howard

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon. — Curly Howard

Don't you dare hit me in the head ... you know I'm not normal. — Curly Howard

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking? — Curly Howard

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens! — Curly Howard

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale! — Curly Howard

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive. — Curly Howard

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. — Curly Howard

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf. — Curly Howard

A hot stake is better than a cold chop. — Curly Howard

If at first you don't succeed, keep on succin' till you do succeed. — Curly Howard