Crystal Woods Quotes & Sayings

I'd tell you what happened, but I can't remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts. — Crystal Woods

I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever. — Crystal Woods

I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you. — Crystal Woods

What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind? — Crystal Woods

Imagine that we're new and you're trying to impress me, because at the rate you're going, soon that will become someone else's right. — Crystal Woods

She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened. — Crystal Woods

You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You're the object of my everything. I'm sorry I've been stupid lately. — Crystal Woods

Love is the best drug, bar none. — Crystal Woods

I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really. — Crystal Woods

How do I like to spend my day off? I like to hit up the juice bar, the bookstore, tan, and then flirt with the pharmacy tech at Walmart. — Crystal Woods

I didn't need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick? — Crystal Woods

Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us. — Crystal Woods

As in most fairy tales, there's a prince and a princess, dragons and some magic, and the feeling it gives you that anything is possible if we could stay this way forever. — Crystal Woods

Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create. — Crystal Woods

You turn me on from across the room, and I'll completely melt if you come any closer. — Crystal Woods

Drink up my honey eyes,
Kiss them shut every night,
And be my 'one' all my life. — Crystal Woods

Many have balls but only a few have heart. — Crystal Woods

Time flies, whether you're wasting it or not. — Crystal Woods

(When)
When you call me nugget.
When you take pictures of me.
When you dance.
When you complement me.
When you laugh.
When your eyes squint as you smile.
When we make love when we're sick.
I fall more in love with you. — Crystal Woods

He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it. — Crystal Woods

My favorite thing you do is stop me in the middle of whatever I'm doing to tell me you love me. — Crystal Woods

The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future. — Crystal Woods

I'm a Texas girl, with a California soul. — Crystal Woods

I've had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you're the only human that can. — Crystal Woods

You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball. — Crystal Woods

Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon. — Crystal Woods

If you're trying to change someone you love, you don't love them. It's the oddnesses, the most unique imperfections that you'd miss the most. That's the stuff you can't replace. Everything else is easy to come by. — Crystal Woods

Every word you've ever said, is written somewhere in my mind. — Crystal Woods

(Divorce)
We'll remarry someday when we've grown,
Like royalty who've earned the throne.
An aisle made of gold,
To have and to hold.
My dress made of rags,
A suit that's so torn.
All eyes are on me,
But mine only on you.
You give your hand,
A king to his queen,
But know this darling,
Mulligans aren't for the weak.
By changing the rules,
We're changing the war,
The wounds that we've known,
Battle stains on the floor.
But from this day on,
The same as before,
You are the apple,
My eyes still adore.
Worth more than one shot,
Though we'll face the worst a lot,
Better days will come,
If we stay and don't run.
And if a wave takes us out,
I know we'll figure it out.
And if the current takes us in,
I know we'll do it all again. — Crystal Woods

Was I on something? Yes, love. The strongest drug there is. — Crystal Woods

I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back. — Crystal Woods

One thing I've learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I've never been able to forge desire. — Crystal Woods

Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough. — Crystal Woods

Don't cry about it. Write about it. — Crystal Woods

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off. — Crystal Woods

As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you're with. — Crystal Woods

You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you. — Crystal Woods

I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked, but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out? — Crystal Woods

Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes. — Crystal Woods

Help people.
Be interested.
Make a difference.
Live passionately.
Go comando. — Crystal Woods

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone. — Crystal Woods

Madeleine Albright says, "There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women." I wonder what happens to women who bully other women. — Crystal Woods

I'm convinced that not all units of time are equal. — Crystal Woods

When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste. — Crystal Woods

I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I'm glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school. — Crystal Woods

My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met. — Crystal Woods

When inside of her, he's beside himself. — Crystal Woods

I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too. — Crystal Woods

A sunset is the sun's fiery kiss to the night. — Crystal Woods

The irony of the human heart is that it's tormented both by the presence and absence of it's own soul's counterpart. — Crystal Woods

I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other's company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How did you get me pregnant last night? We never touch in my dreams. — Crystal Woods

I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I'm sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I'm sorry we didn't work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram. — Crystal Woods

No one can make you 'better' emotionally, mentally, spiritually or physically. You have to find this for yourself. You have to taste that brutal moment when you're crying in a corner of the room, curled up on the floor and you think this is your end. You have to fight to stand up, literally. And you have to walk over to your reflection and scream, scream it all out. Then you have pick up your sword and fight and never quit. This is your life. Don't let those bastards win. — Crystal Woods

I love you madly, forever. — Crystal Woods

Falling in love is easy. Falling in love with the same person repeatedly is extraordinary. — Crystal Woods

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is. — Crystal Woods

Searching through Monster while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married. — Crystal Woods

Write like no one is reading. — Crystal Woods

Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down. — Crystal Woods

The moment you realize that life will hurt more than your death. While existing, we're forced to become acquainted with sadness. There's no antibiotic for the ridding of distress, and no alleviation of these intervals of pain we must encounter. Behind our eyes, are all these things: our stories, our dreams, our deficiencies, and our scars. Today would leave a scar. — Crystal Woods

Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective. — Crystal Woods

At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn't. — Crystal Woods

Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you. — Crystal Woods

To all those who care,
You can't forever.
Time steals the years,
And your reflection in the mirror.
But I can still see the story in your eyes,
And your timeless passion that's never died.
While your skin became tired,
Your heart became strong,
The present became the past,
And your memories like a song.
And though the moment at hand is all that we have,
You've taught me to live it like it is our last.
Since two words don't say 'thank you' the way they are meant to,
I'll try all my life to be something like you. — Crystal Woods

(On getting married at 19)
We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead. — Crystal Woods

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle. — Crystal Woods

You've jerked my heart more than your dick. — Crystal Woods

I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero. — Crystal Woods

He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more. — Crystal Woods

Life's a battlefield, and we remain loyal to those who fight for us; those who'd die for us. — Crystal Woods

I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures. — Crystal Woods

Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade. — Crystal Woods

People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites. — Crystal Woods

Finding love is like making creme brulee. It may take a few tries before you get it right. — Crystal Woods

I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it. — Crystal Woods

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. — Crystal Woods

It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight. — Crystal Woods

Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic. — Crystal Woods

I'm not your blue-eyed Czech,
I'm just a brown-eyed girl,
A little mix of rock your world,
And now you'll never be the same.
You grabbed me by the hand,
I grabbed you by the neck.
I changed the game,
and your convictions.
So is it criminal to steal a heart or two?
I keep them on the shelf,
Like only hunters do.
I like it hard
I like you high
I love your mouth
When it's on mine.
I wanna hear you make that sound,
Cause it's the greatest thing around.
Take it off now,
Take from here.
Watch your head spin
When I come near,
And you will lose every time,
Cause I won't stop until your mine.
And they say who the hell is she?
They either love me or they hate me.
But still they never look away,
This vixen's gonna give you everything. — Crystal Woods

The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength. — Crystal Woods

When you leave, I feel like I'm alone with your demons. — Crystal Woods

Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone. — Crystal Woods

I'm passing the bar
Where you first got in my car
I'm not ashamed to admit
That it's you I won't forget

I saved your cigarettes and
Bad habits I regret
But the hours flew by like clouds
Whenever I had you around

Parachute lover
Take me away
From the plane that went crashing
And the earth that's in flames

Saving you is saving me
High above the redwood trees
But down below I see shadows
And parachute debris

We're drifting like children
Along for the ride
Each time we find love
Another parachute arrives

Our madness will burn
As bright as the sun
And I'll keep finding lovers
But you were the one — Crystal Woods

Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less. — Crystal Woods

Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow. — Crystal Woods

If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we'd all be happier. It's hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand. — Crystal Woods

When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave. — Crystal Woods

I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waking me and saving my life. — Crystal Woods

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up. — Crystal Woods

Truthfully, there're only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won't care if you're happy, only if you're miserable like they are. They eat that shit up. — Crystal Woods

Every time I thought to, I wrote about you. — Crystal Woods

Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are. — Crystal Woods

Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday. — Crystal Woods

I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up. — Crystal Woods

Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished? — Crystal Woods

The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you. — Crystal Woods

Butterflies. Everyday. — Crystal Woods

If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high. — Crystal Woods

Even if most days can't be half as good as today, it's days like this that make it all worth it. — Crystal Woods

It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at 'our favorite spot,' and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me. — Crystal Woods