Brian Clevinger Quotes & Sayings

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean. — Brian Clevinger

There is a God! And his name be Awesome, the Mighty. — Brian Clevinger

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation. — Brian Clevinger

Is this going anywhere? I have some important "Not being in the same room as you" to get done. — Brian Clevinger

When your future self tells you to do something, YOU DO IT. — Brian Clevinger

I'm STREET. ... I've been ON a street, anyway... — Brian Clevinger

The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking. — Brian Clevinger

Your words are fire giants besieging the Asgard of my mind. — Brian Clevinger

Were you the cryptid?"
"Bah. Your FACE was the crypid. — Brian Clevinger

Sorry, I was a philosophy major, so nutjob cultist is the only job I can hold. — Brian Clevinger

We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away. — Brian Clevinger

Okay, it's a matter of company policy from now on. You must build a reverse polarity setting into all experiments. — Brian Clevinger

In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed. — Brian Clevinger

I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."

- Atomic Robo — Brian Clevinger

Well, the good news is I killed the space monster. — Brian Clevinger

It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say. — Brian Clevinger

Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself? — Brian Clevinger

I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet. — Brian Clevinger

We're not trapped in here with them. They're trapped in here with Jenkins. — Brian Clevinger

Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any step will have no impact on the macro level. — Brian Clevinger

Black Mage: I was joking.
Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy. — Brian Clevinger

Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things. What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choices, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I'm lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it. I often thought even if no one knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter. That it was done is all that counts in the end. But then I died. And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet. — Brian Clevinger

Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass. — Brian Clevinger

If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe. — Brian Clevinger

Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them? — Brian Clevinger