Bobby Heenan Quotes & Sayings

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile — Bobby Heenan

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole". — Bobby Heenan

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends. — Bobby Heenan

A friend in need is a pest. — Bobby Heenan

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him. — Bobby Heenan

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job. — Bobby Heenan

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it. — Bobby Heenan

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone. — Bobby Heenan

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen. — Bobby Heenan

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?' — Bobby Heenan

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! — Bobby Heenan

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. — Bobby Heenan

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children. — Bobby Heenan

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink. — Bobby Heenan

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me. — Bobby Heenan

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun. — Bobby Heenan

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?' — Bobby Heenan

Stu Hart trained all his kids
only three of them use the litter box. — Bobby Heenan

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. — Bobby Heenan

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat. — Bobby Heenan

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37! — Bobby Heenan

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that. — Bobby Heenan

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk. — Bobby Heenan

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post. — Bobby Heenan

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam. — Bobby Heenan

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up. — Bobby Heenan

This guy makes coffee nervous. — Bobby Heenan

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards! — Bobby Heenan

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. — Bobby Heenan

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing. — Bobby Heenan

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. — Bobby Heenan

You can win, it'll just cost you some money. — Bobby Heenan

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on. — Bobby Heenan

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver. — Bobby Heenan

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. — Bobby Heenan

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain. — Bobby Heenan

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other? — Bobby Heenan

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. — Bobby Heenan

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look! — Bobby Heenan

Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper. — Bobby Heenan

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind! — Bobby Heenan

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? — Bobby Heenan

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. — Bobby Heenan

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. — Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa. — Bobby Heenan

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82. — Bobby Heenan

There's only two kinds of music I don't like ... Country and Western. — Bobby Heenan

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone. — Bobby Heenan

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan