Aurelio Voltaire Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Aurelio Voltaire
A noise came from the phone that resembled the sound of a howler monkey having an ice cube inserted into its rectum — Aurelio Voltaire
But he had been the victim of the world's most common crime - his youth had been kidnapped by a thing called time. It had likely also been raped, dismembered, and buried somewhere never to be seen again — Aurelio Voltaire
Oh, there's no toll," noticed Henry. "It costs twelve bucks coming into Manhattan, but I guess it's free going back to New Jersey."
"That should tell you something," said Villy crestfallen. — Aurelio Voltaire