Amy Kinzer Quotes & Sayings

The funny thing about life is it moves along without you. Whether you are there or not the earth spins and makes its trek around the sun. You can join the trip or make an exit. — Amy Kinzer

You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll. — Amy Kinzer

You never know when things are going to turn around. Things could turn around tomorrow. That's what I keep waiting for. If you left now, you'd never know. — Amy Kinzer

My heart drips into the cracks on the sidewalk as he leaves. — Amy Kinzer

A person has to want to come back once they've crossed over the edge. — Amy Kinzer

Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated. — Amy Kinzer

I'm the girl who fell off the pedestal. But no one told me the pedestal was made of cardboard. — Amy Kinzer