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Famous Quotes By Al Macy

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I eased into my chair like a ninety-year-old with hemorrhoids. — Al Macy

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So today, I am tearing up my Introverts Anonymous card." Jake held out the card and tore it in two, handing the pieces to Charli. "I promise that I will get out and socialize now and then, and that Charli may schedule up to one dinner party per year, as long as the invitees are aware that they are free to stay home and read a book if they wish. — Al Macy

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The entire right side of my head was essentially a black eye. I — Al Macy

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My stomach didn't let me read, eat, watch TV, or surf the internet. — Al Macy

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Exactly," Guccio said. "The image I'm getting now is some fat alien lounging in a spherical spaceship, drinking a beer, watching The Wizard of Oz on TV, and yelling obscenities at the screen. I think I'd prefer a computer. — Al Macy